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Our distillate cartridges are born from the coldest of methods using high-quality flowers and high-quality equipment which creates the highest quality of oil. This golden nectar is never diluted with fillers or stuff that doesn’t belong in a vape cartridge. Illicit Sciences distillate is for those that crave a little flavor and fun with their method of medicating.

500mg Cartridge (510 thread)

Lemon Drop (Sour)
Just as the name suggests, this fan-favorite vape is reminiscent of lemonheads and carries notes of lemon, lemongrass, and orange. Lemon Drop has sedative, antiviral, and antibacterial effects.

Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid strain meticulously crafted by Humboldt Seed Co., born from the flavorful cross of Purple Panty Dropper and Razzleberry. This exceptional blend offers a harmonious mix of relaxing, invigorating, and stimulating effects, making it a favorite among enthusiasts of indica and hybrid varieties. The aroma of Blueberry Muffin is reminiscent of freshly baked muffins, featuring a sweet essence that transitions into smooth, creamy undertones, delighting the senses with every inhale.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, and Humulene, which contribute significantly to its rich flavors and effects. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth, enhancing the nutty and vanilla notes, while Myrcene brings forward earthy and musky tones that promote relaxation. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral hints, complementing the buttery aroma. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood and adding complexity to the blueberry flavors. Humulene contributes woody and herbal nuances, rounding out the overall sensory experience.

Blueberry Muffin is known for inducing feelings of relaxation, focus, and happiness. Users often report an initial cerebral uplift that envelops the mind in a gentle euphoria, gradually giving way to a serene sense of concentration. Drawing from its parent genetics, the calming properties of Purple Panty Dropper combine with the uplifting and stimulating effects of Razzleberry to create a full-bodied experience. This strain offers a balanced effect that soothes the body while invigorating the mind, making it an ideal choice for those seeking a harmonious blend of tranquility and alertness.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: Purple Panty Dropper x Razzleberry
Breeder:  Humboldt Seed Co.
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Body-High, Happy
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Butter, Vanilla, Nutty

Big genetics, bigger flavor. MOB is a multi-layered hybrid of GDP, Zkittlez, and Runtz. It brings heavy grape, tropical candy aromas with a chill-inducing body high and euphoric mental lift. A true staple for connoisseurs.

Wet Dream is a sativa-dominant strain crafted for those seeking an uplifting experience. This strain combines Blue Dream and Ocean Beach Haze genetics, offering a balanced high that energizes the mind while keeping the body grounded. Ideal for daytime adventures, Wet Dream delivers a euphoric wave of focus and motivation.

The ATF strain, also known as Alaskan Thunder Fuck, has built a reputation for its bold flavors and uplifting effects. This sativa-dominant classic has become a favorite for those seeking a vibrant, energizing experience. At Timeless Vapes, we’ve brought this legendary strain to life in our disposable vapes, delivering its unmistakable profile in every puff.
ATF is known for its earthy, sweet, and pungent aroma, layered with pine, lemon, and skunk notes. The effects are equally remarkable, combining mental stimulation with subtle relaxation, making it ideal for sparking creativity or staying focused throughout the day.

Layers of citrus ooze from this flavor, while light pineapple and fruit notes add depth. Vibrant orange, lemongrass, and lemon flavors are at the forefront of this flavor with uplifting and euphoric effects to follow.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Animal Star Cookies is a balanced hybrid strain expertly crafted by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the union of Animal Cookies and Stardawg. This unique blend combines the soothing qualities of an indica with the uplifting effects of a sativa, offering a gentle yet powerful experience that calms the body and elevates the spirit. With its harmonious nature, Animal Star Cookies helps users relax and find themselves in a state of emotional well-being.
The strain’s rich terpene profile contributes to its complex flavors and effects. Sweet and earthy notes are complemented by hints of vanilla and nutty undertones, creating a delightful and nuanced taste experience. The presence of Limonene adds a subtle citrus zest, while Linalool imparts gentle floral accents. These terpenes enhance not only the flavor but also promote a calming and uplifting mood.
Drawing from its parent genetics, Animal Star Cookies inherits the full-body relaxation characteristic of Animal Cookies and the mood-enhancing properties of Stardawg. Users often report feelings of tranquility and happiness, with a gentle elevation of mood that eases away stress and encourages a positive mindset. This balanced hybrid is ideal for those seeking to unwind while maintaining a sense of alertness and emotional well-being.
Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Stardawg]
Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds 
Terpene Profile: Humulene, Limonene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, Pinene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting, Alert, Tranquil
Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Vanilla, Nutty, Earthy

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

The Strawberry Banana strain — commonly called the Strawnana strain — is a beloved indica dominant hybrid with a sweet, fruity taste and an almost hash-like, spicy smell. It is thought to be a cross between Banana Kush and the Strawberry phenotype of Bubble Gum.

Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Terpineol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative, Social, Calm 
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry, Grape, Pepper

Hibernate is a potent indica strain meticulously crafted by the master breeders at Greenpoint Seeds, born from the cross of Shut Eye and Stardawg. This unique blend brings together an impressive lineage that includes Fire OG, Bubba Kush, Alien Technology, Purple Kush, and Chemdog. Hibernate lives up to its name by offering deeply relaxing and soothing effects, making it an ideal choice for those seeking tranquility and restful sleep. Its terpene profile features Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, and Bisabolol, all contributing to its distinctive flavor and calming properties.

The flavor profile of Hibernate leans toward earthy and woody notes, complemented by hints of pine and a strong lemon peel accent. Limonene adds a citrusy zest that brightens the overall taste, while Myrcene and Humulene contribute to the strain’s herbal and earthy undertones. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral nuances, enhancing the complexity of the flavor. The aroma is equally captivating, with variations that include lemon tones, cherry, rock candy, and the skunky essence characteristic of Stardawg.

Drawing from its rich genetic background, Hibernate offers a profoundly relaxing and euphoric experience. Users often report feelings of deep calmness and serenity, with a gentle wave of sleepiness that envelops both mind and body. The influence of Shut Eye provides intensely soothing effects, while Stardawg adds a touch of uplifting euphoria. This harmonious blend makes Hibernate an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day, promoting a peaceful state of mind and preparing for a restful night’s sleep.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Shuteye] x [Stardawg]
Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds
Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric, Calm
Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine, Lemon, Citrus